| Q: What is G-d's favorite sport? |
| A: Baseball because the Torah begins (in English) In the
big Inning. |
| Q: What sport did Moses play? |
| A: Tennis or basketball because we know that Moses played
in Pharoah's courts. |
| Q: How do we know that tennis is
mentioned in the Bible? |
| A: "And Joseph served in Pharaoh's court." |